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YES, ✨Those Words✨ will be in the blanks! (We've been censored, so shhh!)
THE "BARELY HANGING ON" STUFFED TOTE
This bundle includes 1 each of the following items:
- "The Only Thing Holding My ✨ Together Is This Bag" Tote Bag
- "Ringmaster of the ✨show" Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
- "Welcome to the ✨show" Terry Towel
- "I Think You're Great! - and I'm Just a Napkin" Cocktail Napkins
- "The Universe Is Kind Of A ✨ - Day at the Spa" Scented Candle
- ***Images have been edited, per marketing guidelines - the products you receive will have ~Those Words~ filled in the blanks!
$ 87.98
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THE "BARELY HANGING ON" STUFFED TOTE
This bundle includes 1 each of the following items:
- "The Only Thing Holding My ✨ Together Is This Bag" Tote Bag
- "Ringmaster of the ✨show" Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
- "Welcome to the ✨show" Terry Towel
- "I Think You're Great! - and I'm Just a Napkin" Cocktail Napkins
- "The Universe Is Kind Of A ✨ - Day at the Spa" Scented Candle
- ***Images have been edited, per marketing guidelines - the products you receive will have ~Those Words~ filled in the blanks!
Yes, ✨Those Words✨ are actually on the bag, we just can't show you 🥲
JUST A LITTLE PHOTOSHOP MAGIC!
DUMB, we know. But, what can ya do? Gift shopping made easy: This bundle includes a slew of linguistically unique phrases and designs on functional gifts - for those folks who are just barely getting by!
What are folks saying about our tote bags?
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"Great Bag! I bought this bag as a gift and it was more than I expected. It is sturdy and well made. Bonus is that it’s hilarious."
- Edith B.
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“Got my bag and love it, great size and makes people smile wherever I go!"
- Virginia M.
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"Received my order very quickly... The tote-bag is just perfect for my (bag lady) girlfriend."
- Karen C.
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“Very happy with my recent purchase that I plan to use as gifts."
- Lynn W.
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