Unleash your inner rebel with our Hang Tight Towel that really speaks your language. Made from 100% high-quality flour sack cotton, this towel is the real F-ing deal. Pre-washed, absorbent, and hemmed on all four sides, it’s more reliable than your ex. Our patented Hang Tight Towel Loop ensures it’ll never bail on you (again, unlike your ex). Screen-printed with AZO-free ink, it’s as eco-friendly as you are edgy. Size does matter: at 26" x 26", it’s big enough for any mess life throws your way. Get yours today and turn your kitchen into a sanctuary of self-expression!
- 100% Flour Sack Cotton
- 26"x 26", when fully exposed
- Hang Tight Towel® Technology
- All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!
- Design reads: Piss Off