It's Not A Party Until Someone's Wiener Comes Out Terry Towel
It's Not A Party Until Someone's Wiener Comes Out Terry Towel
It's Not A Party Until Someone's Wiener Comes Out Terry Towel
It's Not A Party Until Someone's Wiener Comes Out Terry Towel
It's Not A Party Until Someone's Wiener Comes Out Terry Towel
It's Not A Party Until Someone's Wiener Comes Out Terry Towel

It's Not A Party Until Someone's Wiener Comes Out Terry Towel

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Add a unique touch of personality in any home, with a towel that won't fall! The perfect gift for *insert name here*. This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® has a pun-intended phrase, and is great for bar, bath, & sport!

  • 100% Terry Cloth
  • 17"x 22", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
  • Design reads: It's Not A Party Until Someone's Wiener Comes Out

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"I just got these amazing hand towels and I love them! They're made of terry cloth, so they're super soft and absorbent, and the designs are sassy and funny, which is great for the guest bathroom. I love the chuckles I hear when someone sees them. I can't wait to add more to my collection!"

"I just got these amazing hand towels and I love them! They're made of terry cloth, so they're super soft and absorbent, and the designs are sassy and funny, which is great for the guest bathroom. I love the chuckles I hear when someone sees them. I can't wait to add more to my collection!"

Charlotte Benson - USA - Rated 5 out of 5 Stars

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