Twisted Wares®
  • Gift Ideas
    • Bachelorette Party
    • Birthday Gifts
    • Gifts for Coworkers
    • Gifts for Manly Men
    • Gifts for Mom
    • Gifts for Stoners
    • Gifts for Teachers
    • Gifts for Wino's
    • LGBTQ+ Gifts
    • Pun-Intended Gifts
    • Sweary Gifts
  • Collections
    • SHOP ALL
    • Aprons
    • Bitch Bags
    • Car Air Fresheners
    • Cocktail Napkins
    • Hang Tight Towels®
    • Holiday
    • Hydration
    • Jewelry
    • Journals & List Pads
    • New Arrivals
    • Oven Mitts
    • Pillows
    • Potholders
    • Sale
    • Stickers
    • Terry Towels
  • SHOP ALL
  • About Us
    • Contact Us
    • Our Story
    • Find Us
  • Wholesale
0
USD
  • USD
  • EUR

Twisted Wares®

My Cart (0)

No products in the cart.

Total: $ 0.00

View Cart

WHATCHA LOOKING FOR?

Home Pun-Intended Gifts
Filter
FILTER BY
Clear All

FEATURED PRODUCTS

"Fresh Out of Fucks" Sticker

"Fresh Out of Fucks" - 3" x 2.9" Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in America, with a durable matte finish for a killer sticker

$ 4.99

"Does This Sticker Smell Like Chloroform" Sticker

"Does this sticker smell like Chloroform?" - 3" x 2.6" Not actually scented Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in America, with a durable matte finish for a killer...

$ 4.99

"For Fuck's Sake" Sticker

"FOR FUCKS SAKE" - 3" x 3" Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in America, with a durable matte finish for a modern sticker

$ 4.99

"Fuckity Fuck Fuck" Sticker

"Fuckity FUCK Fuck Fuck" - 2.72" x 3" Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in America, with a durable matte finish for a sexy sticker

$ 4.99
brand
Pun-Intended Gifts (71)
Filter Close

"Fresh Out of Fucks" Sticker

"Fresh Out of Fucks" - 3" x 2.9" Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in America, with a durable matte finish for a killer sticker

$ 4.99
Out of stock
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang...

$ 14.00
When in Doubt Pull It Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

When in Doubt Pull It Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang...

$ 14.00
Paper Towels Are White Trash Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Paper Towels Are White Trash Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang...

$ 14.00
Rock Out With Your Crock Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Rock Out With Your Crock Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang...

$ 14.00
Out of stock
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Cocktail Napkins

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Cocktail Napkins

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun-intended graphic was printed right...

$ 7.99
I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang...

$ 14.00
Out of stock

When In Doubt, Pull It Out Potholder

Add some adult humor to the kitchen, with this potholder with a pun-intended design. The loop makes it easy to hang, like the work of art it is. The quilted back provides the heat resistance you need to work in the...

$ 12.00
I Need a Cocktail...Hold the Tail Cocktail Napkins

I Need a Cocktail...Hold the Tail Cocktail Napkins

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun-intended graphic was printed right...

$ 7.99
Sale Out of stock
Oh Look, It's Wine O'Clock Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Oh Look, It's Wine O'Clock Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang...

$ 14.00 $ 6.00
Out of stock
I'd Hit That (Piñata) Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

I'd Hit That (Piñata) Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang...

$ 14.00
Sale
Whip It, Whip It Good Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Whip It, Whip It Good Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang...

$ 14.00 $ 6.00
loading......
More posts

Follow Us!

Help!

  • FAQ
  • Contact Us
  • Wholesale
© 2020 Missy MadeWell Inc.

USPS packages may require more time to be delivered due to limited transportation availability as a result of the ongoing COVID-19 impacts, which is beyond Twisted Wares®’s control. Please choose UPS shipping for fewer delays.

OKAY
Error

Please login and you will add product to your wishlist

SIGN IN REGISTER
Added to cart successfully!
Qty:
Price:
There are 0 items
in your cart

Total: $ 0.00

CONTINUE SHOPPING
View Cart
I agree with terms and conditions

Added to wishlist successfully!

You might also like

"You're Fucking Fabulous" Deluxe Greeting Card

Fucking Fabulous! Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25" x 5.5"

$ 5.00

"We Hate The Same Things" Deluxe Greeting Card

I love you, because we hate the same things. Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25"...

$ 5.00

"When Life Gives You Lemons" Deluxe Greeting Card

When life gives you lemons... THROW THOSE FUCKERS! Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25" x...

$ 5.00

"Condoms Prevent Birthdays" Deluxe Greeting Card

Thank god for your careless parents! Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" Message...

$ 5.00

 

Price:

- +

Products
___product_title___
___product_label_sale___ ___product_label_new___
___product_title___
___product_old_price______product_price___
___product_decs___

Availability ___product_availability___

View
Availability ___product_availability___
Options ___product_options___
Vendor ___product_vendor___
Collection ___product_collection___
Rating ___product_rating___
USD
  • USD
  • EUR
  • Gift Ideas

    • Bachelorette Party
    • Birthday Gifts
    • Gifts for Coworkers
    • Gifts for Manly Men
    • Gifts for Mom
    • Gifts for Stoners
    • Gifts for Teachers
    • Gifts for Wino's
    • LGBTQ+ Gifts
    • Pun-Intended Gifts
    • Sweary Gifts
  • Collections

    • SHOP ALL
    • Aprons
    • Bitch Bags
    • Car Air Fresheners
    • Cocktail Napkins
    • Hang Tight Towels®
    • Holiday
    • Hydration
    • Jewelry
    • Journals & List Pads
    • New Arrivals
    • Oven Mitts
    • Pillows
    • Potholders
    • Sale
    • Stickers
    • Terry Towels
  • SHOP ALL
  • About Us

    • Contact Us
    • Our Story
    • Find Us
  • Wholesale
  • Checkout
  • Sign In
  • Create an account