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Pun-Intended Gifts

"Fresh Out of Fucks" Sticker

"Fresh Out of Fucks" Sticker
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White Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel from Twisted Wares with an elegant typographic design that reads "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine"

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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When in Doubt Pull It Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

When in Doubt Pull It Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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Paper Towels Are White Trash Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Paper Towels Are White Trash Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Rock Out With Your Crock Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Rock Out With Your Crock Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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Shut Up Liver You're Fine Cocktail Napkins

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Cocktail Napkins
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Fresh Out of Fucks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Fresh Out of Fucks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
I Need a Cocktail...Hold the Tail Cocktail Napkins

I Need a Cocktail...Hold the Tail Cocktail Napkins
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When In Doubt, Pull It Out Potholder

When In Doubt, Pull It Out Potholder
Colorful donkey pinata above the punny phrase "I'd Hit That!" on a white flour sack kitchen towel by Twisted Wares.

I'd Hit That (Piñata) Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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Spooning Leads To Forking Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Spooning Leads To Forking Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Screw It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Screw It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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I Sleep Around Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

I Sleep Around Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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When In Doubt, Pull It Out Oven Mitt

When In Doubt, Pull It Out Oven Mitt
You Can't Say Happiness Cocktail Napkins

You Can't Say Happiness Cocktail Napkins
Shut Up Liver BLACK Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Shut Up Liver BLACK Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Fukitol Rx Cocktail Napkins

Fukitol Rx Cocktail Napkins
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I'll Have A Vodka Xanax On The Rocks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

I'll Have A Vodka Xanax On The Rocks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Praise The Lard Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Praise The Lard Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
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Dainty as Fuck Bitch Bag

Dainty as Fuck Bitch Bag
Fresh Out of Fucks Cocktail Napkins

Fresh Out of Fucks Cocktail Napkins
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There It Goes, My Last Fuck Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

There It Goes, My Last Fuck Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®