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Stuffed Tote Bundle - Parenting: It Takes A Village And A Vineyard.
A Fart Is A Wish Your Butt Makes - Funny Terry Cloth Hang Tight Towel by Twisted Wares

"It's a fun, sturdy tote. Great size."

- PATTY V.

5.0


THE "PARENTING" STUFFED TOTE BUNDLE


This bundle includes 1 each of the following items:

  • "Parenting: It Takes a Village and a Vineyard" Tote Bag
  • "Forkity Fork Fork Fork" Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
  • "A Fart Is a Wish Your Butt Makes" Terry Towel
  • "Drinks on Me" Cocktail Napkins
  • "Please Leave by 9pm - Smells Like Me Time" Scented Candle


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"It's a fun, sturdy tote. Great size."- PATTY V.

$ 87.98
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THE "PARENTING" STUFFED TOTE BUNDLE


This bundle includes 1 each of the following items:

  • "Parenting: It Takes a Village and a Vineyard" Tote Bag
  • "Forkity Fork Fork Fork" Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
  • "A Fart Is a Wish Your Butt Makes" Terry Towel
  • "Drinks on Me" Cocktail Napkins
  • "Please Leave by 9pm - Smells Like Me Time" Scented Candle


Totes | Twisted Wares®

Ah, parenthood. All we can do is laugh.


THE STRUGGLES ARE SO VERY REAL!


Gift shopping made easy: This bundle includes a slew of pun-intended, family-friendly gifts - for those parents who still need a little extra humor in their lives (without traumatizing the kids)! Perfect for the friends who always leave the party first.. cause they have kids! 😂

$69.00

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

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What are folks saying about our tote bags?

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

"Great Bag! I bought this bag as a gift and it was more than I expected. It is sturdy and well made. Bonus is that it’s hilarious."

- Edith B.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Got my bag and love it, great size and makes people smile wherever I go!"

- Virginia M.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

"Received my order very quickly... The tote-bag is just perfect for my (bag lady) girlfriend."

- Karen C.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Very happy with my recent purchase that I plan to use as gifts."

- Lynn W.

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"Missy was a stay-at-home mom who felt like her life was completely out of her control. Her young son's habit of pulling the clean dish towel onto the floor only made more work for her. "If I couldn't control my life in the moment, I was damn well going to control the towel," she thought. So, out of sheer necessity, she created the Hang Tight Towel, took her power back, and Twisted Wares was born!" Continue reading...

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