funny hand towels

Collection: Hang Tight Towels®

Welcome to the Home of the patented Hang Tight Towel®!!! Click here to see how Missy invented her iconic Loop!
• No buttons, snaps, velcro, or magnets! •
• No more falling or crooked towels! •
• 100% flour sack cotton! •
• Toxic-free, screen-printed inks! •
• Super absorbent! •

Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and they will Hang Tight!
116 products
Beaver Needs Wood Terry Towel
Beaver Needs Wood Terry Towel
Beaver Needs Wood Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
60% off
BUTTS Terry Towel
BUTTS Terry Towel
BUTTS Terry Towel
Sale price
$ 4.80
List price
$ 12
Balls Deep Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Balls Deep Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Balls Deep Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
When Life Gives You Lemons Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
When Life Gives You Lemons Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
When Life Gives You Lemons Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
This flour sack Twisted Wares Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended graphic of a top hat and whip, with text that reads "Ringmaster of the Shitshow" in a circus-inspired typographic style. The design is screenprinted with black ink over the white towel.
This flour sack Twisted Wares Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended graphic of a top hat and whip, with text that reads "Ringmaster of the Shitshow" in a circus-inspired typographic style. The design is screenprinted with black ink over the white towel being held by a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat indoors, implying she's hungover.
Ringmaster of the Shitshow Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
60% off
F Bomb Champion Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
F Bomb Champion Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
F Bomb Champion Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Sale price
$ 5.60
List price
$ 14
If You Stir it, You Can Call it Homemade Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
If You Stir it, You Can Call it Homemade Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
If You Stir it, You Can Call it Homemade Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
60% off
Please Seat Yourself Terry Towel
Please Seat Yourself Terry Towel
Please Seat Yourself Terry Towel
Sale price
$ 4.80
List price
$ 12
If You're Happy and You Know It... It's Your Meds Terry Towel
If You're Happy and You Know It... It's Your Meds Terry Towel
If You're Happy and You Know It... It's Your Meds Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
A Fart Is A Wish Your Butt Makes Terry Towel
A Fart Is A Wish Your Butt Makes Terry Towel
A Fart Is A Wish Your Butt Makes Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
Fresh Out of Fucks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Fresh Out of Fucks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Fresh Out of Fucks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel
Price
$ 14
60% off
Terry Cloth Hang tight Towel with horizontal stripe pattern, with a white space for artwork that reads "I"m Afraid If I Give Up Wine, I'll Have To Replace It With Murder."
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine... Terry Towel
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine... Terry Towel
Sale price
$ 4.80
List price
$ 12
Welcome To The Shitshow Terry Towel
Welcome To The Shitshow Terry Towel
Welcome To The Shitshow Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
60% off
Screw It Terry Towel
Screw It Terry Towel
Screw It Terry Towel
Sale price
$ 4.80
List price
$ 12
Please Wash Your Hands Terry Towel
Please Wash Your Hands Terry Towel
Please Wash Your Hands Terry Towel
Price
$ 12