funny hand towels

Collection: Hang Tight Towels®

Welcome to the Home of the patented Hang Tight Towel®!!! Click here to see how Missy invented her iconic Loop!
• No buttons, snaps, velcro, or magnets! •
• No more falling or crooked towels! •
• 100% flour sack cotton! •
• Toxic-free, screen-printed inks! •
• Super absorbent! •

Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and they will Hang Tight!
116 products
Please Text If You Run Out of Toilet Paper Terry Towel
Please Text If You Run Out of Toilet Paper Terry Towel
Please Text If You Run Out of Toilet Paper Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
60% off
Please No Selfies In The Bathroom Terry Towel
Please No Selfies In The Bathroom Terry Towel
Please No Selfies In The Bathroom Terry Towel
Sale price
$ 4.80
List price
$ 12
Please Don't Steal the Prescription Drugs Terry Towel
Please Don't Steal the Prescription Drugs Terry Towel
Please Don't Steal the Prescription Drugs Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
PENISES Terry Towel
PENISES Terry Towel
PENISES Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Terry Towel
Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Terry Towel
Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
BOOBS Terry Towel
BOOBS Terry Towel
BOOBS Terry Towel
Price
$ 12
I'll Have A Vodka Xanax On The Rocks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
I'll Have A Vodka Xanax On The Rocks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
I'll Have A Vodka Xanax On The Rocks Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
Your Lack of Holiday Spirit Is Disturbing Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Your Lack of Holiday Spirit Is Disturbing Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Your Lack of Holiday Spirit Is Disturbing Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
White Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel from Twisted Wares with an elegant typographic design that reads "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine"
Kitchen towel featuring a Twisted Wares design that reads "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine"
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
Welcome to the Shitshow Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Welcome to the Shitshow Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Welcome to the Shitshow Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
Sometimes When I Open My Mouth, My Mom Comes Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Sometimes When I Open My Mouth, My Mom Comes Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Sometimes When I Open My Mouth, My Mom Comes Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
If You're Happy and You Know It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
If You're Happy and You Know It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
If You're Happy and You Know It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
60% off
Adulting is Bullshit Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Adulting is Bullshit Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Adulting is Bullshit Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Sale price
$ 5.60
List price
$ 14
Live Every Day Like It's Taco Tuesday Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Live Every Day Like It's Taco Tuesday Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Live Every Day Like It's Taco Tuesday Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14
60% off
You're So Awesome You Must Shit Rainbows Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
You're So Awesome You Must Shit Rainbows Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
You're So Awesome You Must Shit Rainbows Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Sale price
$ 5.60
List price
$ 14
I Rub My Own Meat Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
I Rub My Own Meat Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
I Rub My Own Meat Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
Price
$ 14