Absofuckinlutely. Makeup Bag
Absofuckinlutely. Makeup Bag - Twisted Wares®
Absofuckinlutely. Makeup Bag - Twisted Wares®
Absofuckinlutely. Makeup Bag - Twisted Wares®
Absofuckinlutely. Makeup Bag - Twisted Wares®

Absofuckinlutely. Makeup Bag

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$ 17.95

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B!tch, please! Carry some sass wherever you go, with our bitch bags that were made for those who carry too much stuff! The cheeky phrase was screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes. Sometimes things get messy, so this bag is fully lined with white vinyl!
  • Cotton Canvas with Vinyl Lining
  • 10.5” x 7.5”, with a gusseted bottom
  • Gold Metal Zipper
  • Design reads: Absofuckinlutely.

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"I love my new makeup bag! It's thick and durable, and the vinyl lining is really easy to clean. Plus, I love the tongue-in-cheek phrases on the outside. It's the perfect size for carrying all my essentials, and it looks great, too!"

"I love my new makeup bag! It's thick and durable, and the vinyl lining is really easy to clean. Plus, I love the tongue-in-cheek phrases on the outside. It's the perfect size for carrying all my essentials, and it looks great, too!"

Sydney Brock - USA - Rated 4.8 out of 5 Stars

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