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These bootylicious cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter, or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess!
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"Missy had just finished cleaning the kitchen, including hanging the wet towel over the oven handle, when her little boy ran in and pulled it to the floor. She realized at that moment that she wanted a towel to do two things..."
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