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Does This Towel Smell Like Chloroform? Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

"Hilarious! Bought this for one of my weird friends and he absolutely adores it. Good quality and is exactly what I ordered!"

- KARENA

5.0


"DOES THIS TOWEL SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM?" HANG TIGHT TOWEL®


  • 100% Flour Sack Cotton
  • 26"x 26", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!


    $ 14.00

    & Free Delivery for orders $50+!

    100% No-Risk Money Back Guarantee


    "DOES THIS TOWEL SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM?" HANG TIGHT TOWEL®


    • 100% Flour Sack Cotton
    • 26"x 26", when fully exposed
    • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
    • All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!


      Hang Tight Towels | Twisted Wares®

      Spoiler Alert: It doesn't!


      BUT WHO KNOWS?! MAYBE ONE DOES.... 


      Bring in the adult humor! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features the pun-intended "Does This Towel Smell Like Chloroform?" design, and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!

      $14.00

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

      100% NO-RISK MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

      BUY NOW

      What are they saying about our flour sack Hang Tight® towels?

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

      "Fabulous towels! I love flour sack towels with funny sayings on them. So very glad to find these. A little over the top. Just how I like them. And so much larger than all my others. Do not hesitate to order several. You won’t be disappointed"

      - Wendy L.

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

      “I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!!! I bought this for my daughter who is graduating from college with her Bachelors this month because she is constantly saying the same thing. High quality product and fun to give as gifts. Go ahead...click add to cart...you will be happy you did!"

      - Wendy R.

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

      "So far EVERYTHING is as promised-double stitched, fun, perfect and a good time. Dishes are boring-these make life less boring!!"

      - Rebecca A.

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

      “Family and friends always get a laugh and comment how much they love my “Welcome to the Shit Show” dishtowel whenever I am using it in the kitchen. As a result, I’ve ordered a bunch to gift to family and friends just to brighten their days. The fact that this flour sack dishtowel is high quality and absorbent is a win-win all around. I will definitely be placing another order for more of this dishtowel to gift in the near future. The phrase always gets a good laugh."

      - Noel C.

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      "Missy was a stay-at-home mom who felt like her life was completely out of her control. Her young son's habit of pulling the clean dish towel onto the floor only made more work for her. "If I couldn't control my life in the moment, I was damn well going to control the towel," she thought. So, out of sheer necessity, she created the Hang Tight Towel, took her power back, and Twisted Wares was born!" Continue reading...

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      Ste 110
      McKinney, Texas
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