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Excellent, Would Shit Here Again Twisted Terry Towel

"Freakin' hilarious surprise gift for my wife, she laughed so hard she cried."

- ROBBY P.

5.0


"EXCELLENT, WOULD SHIT HERE AGAIN" TERRY TOWEL


  • 100% Terry Cloth
  • 17"x 22", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
  • Featuring all-over 5-star pattern


$ 12.00

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"EXCELLENT, WOULD SHIT HERE AGAIN" TERRY TOWEL


  • 100% Terry Cloth
  • 17"x 22", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
  • Featuring all-over 5-star pattern


Adult Humored Terry Towels | Twisted Wares®

For the friends who have GREAT toilets.


YOU KNOW THE ONES!


Add some adult humor to the bathroom, with this terry towel featuring our pun-intended "Excellent, Would Shit Here Again" design. 

$12.00

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

100% NO-RISK MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

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What are they saying about our Terry Towels?

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“This is so silly! Always bring a smile to everyone’s faces."

- Jodi R.


★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

"Perfect bathroom humor!"

- Hannah C. 

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Very cute. Good quality. Love the hang tight band!”

- Angela A.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Love these! Who doesn’t need something that will make you laugh and give as a gift. I’m never disappointed.”

-Shea R.

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"Missy was a stay-at-home mom who felt like her life was completely out of her control. Her young son's habit of pulling the clean dish towel onto the floor only made more work for her. "If I couldn't control my life in the moment, I was damn well going to control the towel," she thought. So, out of sheer necessity, she created the Hang Tight Towel, took her power back, and Twisted Wares was born!" Continue reading...

Twisted Wares
6401 Eldorado Pkwy
Ste 110
McKinney, Texas
USA

1.214.491.4911

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