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"Excuses & Lies Lines for All Occasions" Book

"This was a gift for my most flaky friend!! She's already put this book to good use LMAO."

- PAT B.

5.0


"EXCUSES AND LIES: LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS" BOOK


  • At a loss for a good White Elephant gift? BAM!
  • CYA with over 501 fool-proof lies and excuses
  • High-Quality softcover
  • 4 x 6.75 inches
  • 112 pages


$ 10.00

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"EXCUSES AND LIES: LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS" BOOK


  • At a loss for a good White Elephant gift? BAM!
  • CYA with over 501 fool-proof lies and excuses
  • High-Quality softcover
  • 4 x 6.75 inches
  • 112 pages


Fucking Classy | Adult Humored Sticker Designs | Twisted Wares®

Everybody lies!


IF THEY SAY THEY DON'T, THEY'RE LYING!


The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again!

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"This was a gift for my most flaky friend!! She's already put this book to good use LMAO."

- Pat B.


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“Very cute and unique gift, purchased for my fellow introverted friend and received very well.”

- Lauren S.

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