One of my most beloved awards!
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO NEEDS THIS, DON'T YOU?
We all have that fucking friend! You know, the F-Bomb Champ? This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features our original "F-Bomb Dropper Champion" award design and is great for cleaning up all those fuck-words you dropped, baking bread like a psychopath, or simply hanging on your oven - just like art in a museum!