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If you were looking to hide in the kitchen, this is not the apron for you!

UNISEX – perfect for any sex, its pretty much guaranteed to be sexy on anyone!
Criss Cross Back
Large Pocket for Convenient Storage
Large Loop to Secure Your Hang Tight Towel® (hmmm, I see an ulterior motive here)
100% Heavy Cotton Twill
Measures 36" L x 26" W -- with adjustable twill straps approx. 60” long (so tie in back or front)

$ 29.00

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