"Healthy Crap" Tote Bag

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0

$ 24.99

This tote bag speaks for itself! Take it anywhere, and everywhere.

  • Canvas bag with faux leather straps
  • Gusseted on the bottom to expand
  • 15" x 16.5"

Shipping Information

Our on-line store is open 24/7 and we ship Monday through Friday, excluding some holidays. All orders are processed within 1 business day and typically arrive within 3-5 business days depending on the type of shipping/carrier you choose upon checkout.

Twisted Wares does not have any influence over the timing of shipments once they are picked up by the carrier. We recommend choosing UPS for a more definitive arrival date.

About Us

Twisted Wares® is a reflection of its founder, Missy — a funny, sometimes foul-mouthed mom who had an idea.

It all began with the discovery that the ordinary kitchen towel could be greatly improved in utility with the Hang Tight Towel® Loop. While bringing this new product to the market, she made a second discovery; that the gift market was devoid of gift products which combine the lasting value and the utility of well-made home accessories, and with fresh (and sometimes edgy) humor.

To fill this void, Missy combined the Hang Tight Towel Loop® with her trademark art and daring humor, and Twisted Wares was born.

What are they saying about our

Tote Bags?

Christine L.

"Perfect Size!"

Love these bags! I bought 4 different designs. They are the perfect size to hold my calendar and all of my purse belongings. Plus, the quotes are so funny and get lots of likes when I'm out.

Holly H.

"Sturdy Bags!"

Ordered two of these totes. They came quickly and are very sturdy bags. They hold a lot and the faux leather straps are a nice touch and really strong. Love the Twisted Wares team!

Jill E.

"Zero Worries!"

This is big enough to carry my laptop and strong enough that I don’t worry about it falling apart. The quote is hilarious and just makes me laugh! Definitely recommend!

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