I Rub My Own Meat Apron

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Express yourself freely in the kitchen, with this cross-back apron. This is a unisex product: meaning it's universally sexy on all who wear it. The cheeky phrase is screen-printed right above a large pocket, for all kinds of storage. You won't blend in at the next BBQ!
  • 100% Heavy Cotton Twill Canvas 
  • 36" L x 26" W, with 60" adjustable straps
  • Hand screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes - so, designs may vary!
  • Pocket for storing utensils 
  • Tie in either front or back
  • Design reads: I Rub My Own Meat
    "I love Twisted Wares! They have such high quality products and I love the hilarious designs. I've bought several items as gifts and everyone loves them. I will definitely be a returning customer."

    "I love Twisted Wares! They have such high quality products and I love the hilarious designs. I've bought several items as gifts and everyone loves them. I will definitely be a returning customer."

    Carol Tanner - USA - Rated 5 out of 5 Stars