I Rub My Own Meat Apron
I Rub My Own Meat Apron - Twisted Wares®
I Rub My Own Meat Apron - Twisted Wares®
I Rub My Own Meat Apron - Twisted Wares®
I Rub My Own Meat Apron - Twisted Wares®
I Rub My Own Meat Apron - Twisted Wares®
I Rub My Own Meat Apron - Twisted Wares®

I Rub My Own Meat Apron

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Express yourself freely in the kitchen, with this cross-back apron. This is a unisex product: meaning it's universally sexy on all who wear it. The cheeky phrase is screen-printed right above a large pocket, for all kinds of storage. You won't blend in at the next BBQ!
  • 100% Heavy Cotton Twill Canvas 
  • 36" L x 26" W, with 60" adjustable straps
  • Hand screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes - so, designs may vary!
  • Pocket for storing utensils 
  • Tie in either front or back
  • Design reads: I Rub My Own Meat

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    "I was so excited to get my apron! I had been wanting one for awhile and finally decided to treat myself. I'm so glad I did. It's made of thick canvas and is really well made. It has a pocket for utensils, which is really handy. The designs are cheeky and fun. And the best part is that the dyes are eco-friendly. I'm really happy with my purchase."

    "I was so excited to get my apron! I had been wanting one for awhile and finally decided to treat myself. I'm so glad I did. It's made of thick canvas and is really well made. It has a pocket for utensils, which is really handy. The designs are cheeky and fun. And the best part is that the dyes are eco-friendly. I'm really happy with my purchase."

    Isla Bardot - USA - Rated 4.3 out of 5 Stars

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