I'll Have A Vodka Xanax On The Rocks Cocktail Napkins
Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a late night soirée, or a favorite hostess gift! This pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA!
Printed on All Four Panels!
20 per pack
Design reads: I'll Have A Vodka Xanax On The Rocks
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Twisted Wares® is a reflection of its founder, Missy — a funny, sometimes foul-mouthed mom who had an idea.
It all began with the discovery that the ordinary kitchen towel could be greatly improved in utility with the Hang Tight Towel® Loop. While bringing this new product to the market, she made a second discovery; that the gift market was devoid of gift products which combine the lasting value and the utility of well-made home accessories, and with fresh (and sometimes edgy) humor.
To fill this void, Missy combined the Hang Tight Towel Loop® with her trademark art and daring humor, and Twisted Wares was born.
What are they saying about our
"High-Quality & Durable!"
Nice quality, durable napkin! These are awesome! Really nice quality for a novelty napkin, too!
Gave them as gifts, and everyone LOVED them! Quirky, funny and just what everyone needed!
"Funny & Relatable!"
Really funny and relatable napkins. Can't wait to order more!