Give me wine, or give me death!
ACTUALLY, JUST GIVE ME WINE PLEASE!
Let's be honest...never in a million years would I give up wine anyway. While probably being the funniest kitchen accessory you own, this Hang Tight Towel® features our pun-intended "I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine, I'll Have to Replace it With Murder" design! The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, or simply using the Hang Tight Loop® on your oven to show off this design... just like art in a gallery!