Not Here Pillow
Not Here Pillow - Twisted Wares®
Not Here Pillow - Twisted Wares®
Not Here Pillow - Twisted Wares®
Not Here Pillow - Twisted Wares®

Not Here Pillow

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This throw pillow takes the joke to the next level! Guests won't be expecting to see this callback to its pair. This cheeky phrase was screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes. 
  • 100% Cotton Canvas
  • 14" Square
  • Hidden Zipper on Back
  • Includes Stuffing
  • Design reads: Not Here
  • Pair with: I Farted Here, We Had Sex Here

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"I was a little hesitant to buy this pillow because I wasn't sure if it would be too thin or too flimsy. But I'm so glad I did! It's thick and durable, and I love the witty phrases. It's a great addition to my living room and I always get compliments on it."

"I was a little hesitant to buy this pillow because I wasn't sure if it would be too thin or too flimsy. But I'm so glad I did! It's thick and durable, and I love the witty phrases. It's a great addition to my living room and I always get compliments on it."

Linda Womback - USA - Rated 4.9 out of 5 Stars

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