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"Not Here" Pillow

"Absolutely Golden! I've seen it all, of course we had to get this to match the set!!!!"

- LESLIE G.

5.0


"NOT HERE" THROW PILLOW


  • 100% Cotton Canvas
  • 14" Square
  • Hidden Zipper on Back
  • Includes Stuffing
  • Pair with: "I Farted Here", "We Had Sex Here"
  • Screen-printed with eco-friendly ink


$ 30.00

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"NOT HERE" THROW PILLOW


  • 100% Cotton Canvas
  • 14" Square
  • Hidden Zipper on Back
  • Includes Stuffing
  • Pair with: "I Farted Here", "We Had Sex Here"
  • Screen-printed with eco-friendly ink


Throw Pillows | from Twisted Wares

Now this is just adding fuel to the fire.


The best jokes are callbacks to previous jokes - So, which pillow will you pair with this versatile little guy?


Pair this pillow with our We Had Sex Here and I Farted Here pillows. Then, it's up to you, to strategically place Not Here somewhere else in your home, for your guests to find! You'll know when they've found it, cause they'll most definitely scream with laughter.


$30.00

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

100% NO-RISK MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

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What are people saying about our Pillows?

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“AWKWARD! My favorite pillows by far.”


- Monika C.


★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Hilarious pillows! Love the pillows, and great quality too."

- Kerri B.


★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“My friends and guests always freak out over these pillows! I love it!!”


- Colleen M.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Perfect little pillow! I got the pillow as a joke for my grown daughter; plan on leaving it on the bed after my husband and I visit her new home. I hope it will become one of those family jokes that just keeps popping up at each other’s homes!”


- Laura T.

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Ste 110
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