BUT can pork turn water into wine?!
I'M JUST SAYIN'!
Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This Hang Tight Towel® features our pun-intended "Praise The Lard" design! The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, snapping butts, or for simply using the Hang Tight Loop® on the oven handle to show this artwork off... just like art in a gallery!