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Ringmaster of the Shitshow Apron
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Apron | Twisted Wares®
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Apron | Twisted Wares®
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Apron | Twisted Wares®

"Thick, good quality fabric. I ordered as a gift and it worked out perfect!"

-CORYN S.


5.0


"RINGMASTER OF THE SHITSHOW" CROSS-BACK APRON


  • 100% Heavy Cotton Twill Canvas 
  • 36" L x 26" W, with 60" adjustable straps
  • Tie in either the front or back!
  • Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
  • Pocket for storing utensils 
  • Loop for hanging towels!



    $ 29.00

    & Free Delivery for orders $50+!

    100% No-Risk Money Back Guarantee


    "RINGMASTER OF THE SHITSHOW" CROSS-BACK APRON


    • 100% Heavy Cotton Twill Canvas 
    • 36" L x 26" W, with 60" adjustable straps
    • Tie in either the front or back!
    • Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
    • Pocket for storing utensils 
    • Loop for hanging towels!



      Sassy Aprons | from Twisted Wares

      Come One, Come All... to the shitshow!


      Welcome to my world of Forced Family Fun!


      This apron falls past the knees, and is beautifully screen-printed with eco-friendly inks! The unisex design makes it universally sexy on all who wear it! "Ringmaster of the Shitshow" resonates with parents and bosses who are always on the go!


      $29.00

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8

      100% NO-RISK MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

      BUY NOW

      What are people saying about my aprons?

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

      “I am impressed with the quality of these aprons and how quickly the order was filled. I bought this apron for my bestie, but it looks just as cute on her husband.”

      - Catherine C.


      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

      “Love love love my towels, apron, & pot holders. Even love the company was able to email and get a response the next day. Will deff be make more purchase in the future."

      - Tiarra T.


      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

      “I had received the apron as a gift and thought it was so cute, I bought one for a friend. The apron is well made and has some nice features - practical, stylish, and fun for wine drinkers.”

      - Olivia R.

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

      “So pleased with the quality of the apron, the speed of service and the communication throughout the entire process. This was a gift for my brilliant, educated daughter for her birthday. (She also 'swears like a sailor') She's thrilled as well! Thank you.”

      - Rosalind P.

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