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Stuffed Tote Bundle - Healthy Crap Just Kidding It's Alcohol

"I bought this bag as a gift and it was a hit! Super cute!"

- JESSICA C.

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THE "HEALTHY CRAP" STUFFED TOTE BUNDLE


This bundle includes 1 each of the following items:

  • "Healthy Crap Just Kidding It's Alcohol" Tote Bag
  • "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine" Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
  • "Drink Drank Drunk" Terry Towel
  • " I Need A Cocktail... Hold The Tail" Cocktail Napkins
  • "Day Drinkin' - Smells Like It's Not Too Early" Scented Candle

$ 87.98
$ 69.00

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$ 18.98

"I bought this bag as a gift and it was a hit! Super cute!"- JESSICA C.

$ 87.98
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THE "HEALTHY CRAP" STUFFED TOTE BUNDLE


This bundle includes 1 each of the following items:

  • "Healthy Crap Just Kidding It's Alcohol" Tote Bag
  • "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine" Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
  • "Drink Drank Drunk" Terry Towel
  • " I Need A Cocktail... Hold The Tail" Cocktail Napkins
  • "Day Drinkin' - Smells Like It's Not Too Early" Scented Candle

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This boozy bundle needs one more thing...


ALCOHOL! ALL THE ALCOHOL!!!


Healthy Crap! ... JK, it's a stuffed tote! #YoureWelcome 🙌 Gift shopping made easy: This bundle includes everything but the bottle! Perfect for the friends who like to go hard and love a party. Laughter is the best gift, and you can't go wrong with this funny party bundle.

$69.00

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What are folks saying about our tote bags?

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

"Great Bag! I bought this bag as a gift and it was more than I expected. It is sturdy and well made. Bonus is that it’s hilarious."

- Edith B.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Got my bag and love it, great size and makes people smile wherever I go!"

- Virginia M.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

"Received my order very quickly... The tote-bag is just perfect for my (bag lady) girlfriend."

- Karen C.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Very happy with my recent purchase that I plan to use as gifts."

- Lynn W.

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"Missy was a stay-at-home mom who felt like her life was completely out of her control. Her young son's habit of pulling the clean dish towel onto the floor only made more work for her. "If I couldn't control my life in the moment, I was damn well going to control the towel," she thought. So, out of sheer necessity, she created the Hang Tight Towel, took her power back, and Twisted Wares was born!" Continue reading...

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