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"The Only Thing Holding My Shit Together" Tote Bag
Tote Bags

"Everyone loves it! I get lots of compliments when I take it out"

- CHRISTINE L.


5.0


"THE ONLY THING HOLDING MY SHIT TOGETHER IS THIS BAG" TOTE BAG


  • Canvas bag with faux leather straps
  • Gusseted on the bottom to expand
  • 15" x 16.5"
$ 24.99

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"THE ONLY THING HOLDING MY SHIT TOGETHER IS THIS BAG" TOTE BAG


  • Canvas bag with faux leather straps
  • Gusseted on the bottom to expand
  • 15" x 16.5"
Tote | Twisted Wares®

Thankfully, these straps are sturdy!


CAUSE MY SHIT'S HEAVY!


We're all burned out these days, and that's ok!! Express yourself with RELATABLE HUMOR...with this tote bag that reads "The only thing holding my shit together is this bag" #Pun-Intended. These totes are gusseted, for maximum storage capacity. Made from premium cotton canvas. Yes, that's a gold foil effect on the design! The faux leather straps really take the the experience of this bag to the next level.

$24.99

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

100% NO-RISK MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

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What are they saying about these tote bags?

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

"Roomy size tote bag! This was a gift for my friend, she loved it!"

- Judith B.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

“Love these bags! I bought 4 different designs. They are perfect size to hold my calendar full of to do and all my purse belongings. Plus the quotes are so funny and get lots of likes when I'm out."

- Christine L.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

"Great Bag! I bought this bag as a gift and it was more than I expected. It is sturdy and well made. Bonus is that it’s hilarious."

- Edith B.

★ ★ ★  ★ 

“Parenting Village / Vineyard. This is a baby shower gift for one of my daughters friend and she is gonna love it!"

- Christy L.

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"Missy was a stay-at-home mom who felt like her life was completely out of her control. Her young son's habit of pulling the clean dish towel onto the floor only made more work for her. "If I couldn't control my life in the moment, I was damn well going to control the towel," she thought. So, out of sheer necessity, she created the Hang Tight Towel, took her power back, and Twisted Wares was born!" Continue reading...

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6401 Eldorado Pkwy
Ste 110
McKinney, Texas
USA

1.214.491.4911

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