The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle
The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle - Twisted Wares®
The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle - Twisted Wares®
The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle - Twisted Wares®
The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle - Twisted Wares®
The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle - Twisted Wares®
The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle - Twisted Wares®
The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle - Twisted Wares®
The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle - Twisted Wares®

The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick Candle

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  • The Universe Is Kind Of A Dick : Day At The Spa
  • 12 fluid ounces of hand-poured, soy wax
  • phthalate-free fragrance oils
  • a lead-free, cotton core wick
  • packaged in a 4" tall, collectible metal paint tin!
  • made in the USA

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"I'm so in love with my new candles! They're made of soy wax and they smell amazing. I also love the designs - they're hilarious! My only complaint is that I don't own them all!"

"I'm so in love with my new candles! They're made of soy wax and they smell amazing. I also love the designs - they're hilarious! My only complaint is that I don't own them all!"

Audrey Adams - USA - Rated 5 out of 5 Stars

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