You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel - Twisted Wares®
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel - Twisted Wares®
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel

You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Towel

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Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!

  • 100% Cotton
  • 26"x 26", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!
  • Design reads: You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis

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    "I was so tired of using boring, plain old kitchen towels. I decided to try something new and I'm so glad I did! These towels are high quality and the designs are hilarious. They make a great gift option, too. I'm so happy with my purchase."

    "I was so tired of using boring, plain old kitchen towels. I decided to try something new and I'm so glad I did! These towels are high quality and the designs are hilarious. They make a great gift option, too. I'm so happy with my purchase."

    Olivia Wagner - USA - Rated 4.2 out of 5 Stars

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