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You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

"Makes me happy!! This towel is quality and makes me laugh out loud. Happy and silly!"

-HILARY C.


5.0


"YOU CAN'T SAY HAPPINESS WITHOUT SAYING PENIS" HANG TIGHT TOWEL®


  • 100% Flour Sack Cotton
  • 26"x 26", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!
  • Screen-printed with AZO-free inks


    $ 14.00

    & Free Delivery for orders $50+!

    100% No-Risk Money Back Guarantee


    "YOU CAN'T SAY HAPPINESS WITHOUT SAYING PENIS" HANG TIGHT TOWEL®


    • 100% Flour Sack Cotton
    • 26"x 26", when fully exposed
    • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
    • All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!
    • Screen-printed with AZO-free inks


      Hang Tight Towels | Twisted Wares®

      I mean... it just wouldn't work without a penis!


      NOW YOU'RE SAYING 'happiness' OUT LOUD, AREN'T YOU? LMAO!


      Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This Hang Tight Towel® features our cheeky "You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis" design! The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, snapping butts, or for simply using the Hang Tight Loop® on the oven handle to show this artwork off... just like art in a gallery!

      $14.00

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

      100% NO-RISK MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

      BUY NOW

      What are they saying about our flour sack Hang Tight Towels®?

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

      "Everybody needs a laugh during these times, and Twisted Wares provides quality merchandise with a side of sass!"

      - Jennifer H.

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

      “Amazing, I cannot wait to give it to my friend"

      - Amanda F.

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

      "It just makes me lol! I bought several of these towels...one for me & others for gifts. They’re a cute, wonderful, off-beat surprise for folks with a twisted sense of humor! Love, love, love!!!"

      - Frenchie

      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

      “Quality and Twisted fun! I love the quality of the dish towels I received! Not only are fun to display, but they wash up beautifully. Stains came out, bleach didn’t ruin any of the design!"

      - Renee

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      "Missy was a stay-at-home mom who felt like her life was completely out of her control. Her young son's habit of pulling the clean dish towel onto the floor only made more work for her. "If I couldn't control my life in the moment, I was damn well going to control the towel," she thought. So, out of sheer necessity, she created the Hang Tight Towel, took her power back, and Twisted Wares was born!" Continue reading...

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