I mean... it just wouldn't work without a penis!
NOW YOU'RE SAYING 'happiness' OUT LOUD, AREN'T YOU? LMAO!
Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This Hang Tight Towel® features our cheeky "You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis" design! The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, snapping butts, or for simply using the Hang Tight Loop® on the oven handle to show this artwork off... just like art in a gallery!