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You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!

  • 100% Cotton
  • 26"x 26", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!
  • Design reads: You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis

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