Looking for Pun-Intended, Adult Humor?
WELCOME TO YOUR NEXT OBSESSION!
Browse Our Hilarious Gifts ➜
Candles
Cocktail Napkins
Hang Tight Towels®
Aprons
Stickers
Totes

SEE WHAT'S NEW!

Damn You Look Good Bitch Bag
  • $ 19.00
Drinks On Me Cocktail Napkins
  • $ 7.99
Let's Get Baked Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
  • $ 14.00
I Pull Out Twisted Terry Towel
  • $ 12.00

Meet the inventor of the Hang Tight Towel Loop!

"Her son's constantly pulling down the towel was just the push she needed to take back her power, AND create a product that resonates with parents everywhere..."

READ OUR STORY! ➜

GIFTS for DAD!

I Like Big Butts Apron
  • $ 29.00
Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Apron
  • $ 29.00
Ringmaster of the Shitshow Apron
  • $ 29.00
Well Hung Apron
  • $ 29.00

We're Patented!

Just pull through the loop, and "TA-TA's!" Your towels are now hanging tight! And the best part? All of our towels are Hang Tight Towels®!

BROWSE TOWELS ➜

Customer Love!

Shopping With A Smile!

I love your humor! And the shopping experience is pleasurable, from the emails to the products and their descriptions. Smiles all around and who doesn't want a gift from Twisted Wares? Appropriate for ALL occasions, don't you think?!

Cynthia B.

Great Products & Customer Service

Love these hang tight towels! Twisted Wares always has great customer service and products - highly recommend.

Stacey L.

You Won't Be Let Down!

Have loved Twisted Wares in the past & needed a little fun in life; who isn’t depressed with the news lately? This box didn’t let down! We had many laughs over the wonderful contents. Definitely worth the $ and we would do it again.

Sheri G.

Perfect Gifts!

Twisted sense of humor makes for the perfect gift for friends. All products are well made and arrived in very nice condition ready for gifting!

Pamela V.

Unique, Fun Gifts!

Not sure exactly how I discovered Twisted Wares a couple of years ago, but I am sure glad that I did. Excellent, fun, unique gifts that are good quality and reasonably priced. Recipients have been delighted, and some have been stunned. Customer service is great as well.

James B.

Everybody Needs A Laugh!

Everybody needs a laugh during these times and Twisted Wares provides quality merchandise with a side of sass!

Jennifer H.