Final Sale!

Shop and save up to 60% off unique, hilarious gifts!

Tote Bags!

Don't say it, display it! These best-selling totes read your mind.

Browse Totes
Cocktail Napkins!

Break the ice, and don't forget to wipe.

Hang Tight Towels!

These patented towels will never fall. Plus, they're explicitly hilarious.

Cocktail Napkins
Hang Tight Towels®


Damn You Look Good Bitch Bag
  • $ 19.00
Drinks On Me Cocktail Napkins
  • $ 7.99
Let's Get Baked Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
  • $ 14.00
I Pull Out Terry Towel
  • $ 12.00

Meet the inventor of the Hang Tight Towel Loop!

"Her son's constantly pulling down the towel was just the push she needed to take back her power, AND create a product that resonates with parents everywhere..."



Throw an EPIC 4th of July party!

Drink Up Bitches Cocktail Napkins
  • $ 7.99
Well Hung Apron
  • $ 29.00
Let's Get Drunk...ish Cocktail Napkins
  • $ 7.99
Ringmaster of the Shitshow Apron
  • $ 29.00

We're Patented!

Just pull through the loop, and "TA-TA's!" Your towels are now hanging tight! And the best part? All of our towels are Hang Tight Towels®!


Customer Love!

Shopping With A Smile!

I love your humor! And the shopping experience is pleasurable, from the emails to the products and their descriptions. Smiles all around and who doesn't want a gift from Twisted Wares? Appropriate for ALL occasions, don't you think?!

Cynthia B.

Great Products & Customer Service

Love these hang tight towels! Twisted Wares always has great customer service and products - highly recommend.

Stacey L.

You Won't Be Let Down!

Have loved Twisted Wares in the past & needed a little fun in life; who isn’t depressed with the news lately? This box didn’t let down! We had many laughs over the wonderful contents. Definitely worth the $ and we would do it again.

Sheri G.

Perfect Gifts!

Twisted sense of humor makes for the perfect gift for friends. All products are well made and arrived in very nice condition ready for gifting!

Pamela V.

Unique, Fun Gifts!

Not sure exactly how I discovered Twisted Wares a couple of years ago, but I am sure glad that I did. Excellent, fun, unique gifts that are good quality and reasonably priced. Recipients have been delighted, and some have been stunned. Customer service is great as well.

James B.

Everybody Needs A Laugh!

Everybody needs a laugh during these times and Twisted Wares provides quality merchandise with a side of sass!

Jennifer H.