FUNNY AND FUNCTIONAL

GIFTS FOR EVERYONE!

Well, almost everyone.
If you tend to get your panties in a wad....
we're probably not for you!
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TWISTED CANDLES

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I Need A Fucking Nap Candle

I Need A Fucking Nap Candle

Calm Your Tits Candle

Calm Your Tits Candle

Pound Town Candle

Pound Town Candle

Salty Bitch Candle

Salty Bitch Candle

NEW NAPKINS!

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It's All Good In The Trailer Hood Cocktail Napkins

It's All Good In The Trailer Hood Cocktail Napkins

Drinks and Sunshine Cocktail Napkins

Drinks and Sunshine Cocktail Napkins

Does This Napkin Smell Like Chloroform? Cocktail Napkins

Does This Napkin Smell Like Chloroform? Cocktail Napkins

This Wine Pairs Well Cocktail Napkins

This Wine Pairs Well Cocktail Napkins

TWISTED APRONS

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NEW STICKERS!

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"Fucking Classy" Sticker

"Fucking Classy" Sticker

"Team Skank" Sticker

"Team Skank" Sticker

"Fuck Cancer" Deluxe Sticker

"Fuck Cancer" Deluxe Sticker

"I'm Too Magical For This" Holographic Sticker

"I'm Too Magical For This" Holographic Sticker

TERRY TOWELS

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Terry Cloth Hang tight Towel with horizontal stripe pattern, with a white space for artwork that reads "I"m Afraid If I Give Up Wine, I'll Have To Replace It With Murder."

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine Twisted Terry Towel

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Twisted Terry Towel

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Twisted Terry Towel

Welcome To The Shitshow Twisted Terry Towel

Welcome To The Shitshow Twisted Terry Towel

Penises Twisted Terry Towel

Penises Twisted Terry Towel