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Stack of towels on counter with wolf stove in background. Lots of sunlight. Magnifying glass with the words

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Set of striped towels in various colors on a textured white background

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

Set of striped towels in various colors on a textured white background

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

The Perfect Illusion Pack

$49.00 USD

$94.00 USD

WHAT'S INCLUDED:

One Illusion Perfect Towel in Color: Midnight

One Illusion Perfect Towel in Color: Linen

One Illusion Perfect Towel in Color: Moss

One Perfect Washcloth 2-Side Print Color: Blush

One Perfect Washcloth 2-Side Print Color: Sage

One Perfect Washcloth 2-Side Print Color: Linen

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Design/Colors exclusive to the pack only. Not available individually. Discounts do not stack.

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2 Perfect towels, one with beach and one with lemons plus 2 cotton towels with puns.

Sarah K.

"My mom stared at it for 3 days before she saw it. Best gift I've ever given." — Sarah K.

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Jennifer M.

"Classy enough for my kitchen. Inappropriate enough for my sense of humor. Perfect."

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Amanda R.

"I bought one. Then I immediately bought 4 more as gifts. Send help." — Amanda R.

Who we are: a fkng towel company with background black/white image of nuns smoking.

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