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GIFTS FOR EVERYONE!

Well, almost everyone.
If you tend to get your panties in a wad....
we're probably not for you!
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NEW CANDLES!

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Ray of Fucking Sunshine Candle

Ray of Fucking Sunshine Candle

I Will Cut You Candle

I Will Cut You Candle

Day Drinkin' Candle

Day Drinkin' Candle

Bitches Get Shit Done Candle

Bitches Get Shit Done Candle

NEW NAPKINS!

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We're Fucking Classy Cocktail Napkins

We're Fucking Classy Cocktail Napkins

Please Leave By 9pm Cocktail Napkins

Please Leave By 9pm Cocktail Napkins

Team Skank Cocktail Napkins

Team Skank Cocktail Napkins

It's All Good In The Trailer Hood Cocktail Napkins

It's All Good In The Trailer Hood Cocktail Napkins

TWISTED APRONS

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NEW STICKERS!

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"Fresh Out of Fucks" Sticker

"Fresh Out of Fucks" Sticker

"Does This Sticker Smell Like Chloroform" Sticker

"Does This Sticker Smell Like Chloroform" Sticker

"Fuckity Fuck Fuck" Sticker

"Fuckity Fuck Fuck" Sticker

"Bitches Support Bitches" Sticker

"Bitches Support Bitches" Sticker

FLOUR SACK TOWELS!

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White Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel from Twisted Wares with an elegant typographic design that reads "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine"

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

When in Doubt Pull It Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

When in Doubt Pull It Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®

Don't Worry Dishes Nobody's Doing Me Either Flour Sack Towel

Don't Worry Dishes Nobody's Doing Me Either Flour Sack Towel