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"I'm Too Magical For This" Holographic Sticker

"I'm Too Magical For This" - 3" x 2.8" Durable holographic vinyl for a unique rainbow sheen Printed in the USA, with eye-catching rainbow effect which changes with light and perspective.

$ 4.99

"Pretty Bitch" Sticker

"Pretty/Petty Bitch" - 3" x 2.5" Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in America, with a durable matte finish for a modern sticker

$ 4.99

"Jolly As Fuck" Sticker

"Jolly As Fuck" - 2.9" x 3" Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in USA, with a durable matte finish for a holly, jolly sticker

$ 4.99

"Fragile Like A Bomb" Sticker

"Fragile Like A Bomb" - 3" x 2.5" Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in USA, & with a durable matte finish, for one bomb ass sticker.

$ 4.99
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"Absofuckinlutely" Rose Gold Bangle

ABSOFUCKINLUTELY, you know who says this allll the time! Available in the Rose Gold finish Engraved & Inked with ABSOFUCKINLUTELY ONE SIZE fits all? ABSOFUCKINLUTELY!

$ 15.00 $ 7.99
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"Adulting Is Bullshit" Chunky List Pad

Add some adult humor to your everyday life with our jumbo-sized list pads that are perfect for those who need a few extra pages to work with. These 250-sheet pads will add some sass to...

$ 12.00

"And Here" Pillow

This throw pillow takes the joke to the next level! Guests won't be expecting to see this callback to its pair. This cheeky phrase was screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes.  100% Cotton Canvas 14" Square Hidden...

$ 30.00

"Another Birthday Already?" Deluxe Greeting Card

But I thought you just had one!? 365 days really do fly by, when you're drunk. Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a...

$ 5.00
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"Big Dick" Men's Bracelet

You just radiate big dick energy. Available in Stainless Steel Laser cutout reads BIG DICK ONE SIZE fits any girth Also - not JUST for "men" 

$ 30.00 $ 10.00

"Bitches Get Shit Done" Spiral Journal

Get shit done with our medium-sized, hardcover, wire-o bound notebooks! Featuring a cheeky phrase and 160 lined pages, these journals provide plenty of space for recording your personal thoughts and goals, taking class or meeting...

$ 10.00

"Bitches Support Bitches" Sticker

"Bitches Support Bitches" - 2.4" x 3" Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in America, with a durable matte finish for a modern sticker

$ 4.99

"Bring Me Wine" Pillow

Let the house rules be known, with this throw pillow! Guests won't be expecting to see the cheeky phrase that was screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes.  100% Cotton Canvas 14" Square Hidden Zipper on Back Includes Stuffing Design reads: Bring...

$ 30.00
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"Coffee Whore" Cutout Necklace 30"-32"

Coffee, a liquid hug for your brain. Go ahead and just let yourself be a COFFEE WHORE Available in the Stainless Steel finish 30"-32" Chain Length with clasp Comes in a badass lil gift box...

$ 22.00 $ 8.00

"Condoms Prevent Birthdays" Deluxe Greeting Card

Thank god for your careless parents! Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" Message...

$ 5.00
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"Dainty As Fuck" Circle Necklace, 14"- 17"

SORRY, I can't lift over 5 pounds . . . I gotta maintain my womanly arms. Available in 14K Gold-Plated and Stainless Steel finishes Laser cut-out necklace reads DAINTY AS FUCK 14"- 17" short adjustable chain with...

$ 30.00 $ 10.00
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"Does This Sticker Smell Like Chloroform" Sticker

"Does this sticker smell like Chloroform?" - 3" x 2.6" Not actually scented Each sticker has a split back, for easier peeling Waterproof and scratch resistant Printed in America, with a durable matte finish for a killer...

$ 4.99
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"You're Fucking Fabulous" Deluxe Greeting Card

Fucking Fabulous! Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25" x 5.5"

$ 5.00

"We Hate The Same Things" Deluxe Greeting Card

I love you, because we hate the same things. Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25"...

$ 5.00

"When Life Gives You Lemons" Deluxe Greeting Card

When life gives you lemons... THROW THOSE FUCKERS! Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25" x...

$ 5.00

"Condoms Prevent Birthdays" Deluxe Greeting Card

Thank god for your careless parents! Designs are embossed for a letterpress effect, with a shiny gloss! Includes corresponding seal and envelope Cleverly packaged in a clear poly bag Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" Message...

$ 5.00

 

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