Just Dropped, Barely Censored

Our newest designs just dropped—and yes, they’re still hiding bad words in plain sight.

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NEW NEW NEW!

Fresh Off the Towel Bar

We just dropped a fresh batch of towels with filthy little secrets.
They dry your hands, shock your mother-in-law, and start more conversations than your therapist.

New & Twisted

Freshly Twisted. Subtly Vulgar. Wildly Giftable.

Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

$20.00

Fck This Sht | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

$20.00

Shut Up Liver You're Fine | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

$20.00

Fuckity Fuck Fuck | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

$20.00

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

$20.00

Fckity Stripe Illusion Black | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

$15.00

Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

$20.00

Fcked Around & Found Outback Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel

$22.00

Downtown Breakdown Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel

$22.00

Shitshow on the Shore Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel

$22.00

Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel

$22.00

Vintage Shitshow Classic Illusion Kitchen Tea Towel

$22.00

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This 4-pack of high-functioning dysfunction includes every Illusion Towel you secretly need (and publicly deserve). They may look innocent, but each towel is designed with disguised profanity - so your in-laws are none the wiser (until they lean in).

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